Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!!

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Posted by iZ the dReaDfuL dRagOn on July 31, 2000 at 19:22:37:

i am wondering if anyone else is having a problem with their house being infested by small humons???? *heavy sigh* one such creature showed up at my house a year ago + i've been hoping she'd go away but now she seems to have brought her little cohort with her!!! they haven't actually moved in, but they sure are here alot! they're noisy and sometimes they smell funny ... worst of all, they take waaaaaaaaaaay too much of humommy's attention away from ME!!! the littlest one puts on this big act like it can't get up + get it's own food or nothin'! *geesh* it makes an awful noise until humommy goes + picks it up ... then of course, it makes this sickening little happy noise ... gawd, it's disgusting ... it stuck it's tongue out at me when humommy wasn't looking!!! and i can't prove it, but i'm pretty sure that littlest one ate the bunny speed-bump i used to play with ... i haven't seen him for days now ... and do you know what!?!? the bigger of the small humons actually goes and sleeps in HUMOMMY'S BED!!! UPSTAIRS IS MINE!!!

i really want to know if any of you guys have any experience getting rid of these things!?!? one wasn't too bad, but now there's two and i'm just really worried that they're gonna bring even MORE of the evil, smelly little things with them ... i'm pretty sure the little one is the leader, no one can really be THAT innocent + helpless!!!

the only good thing is that me + humommy have had a baby! i let humommy name him Kirby, he looks more like me than her ... i'm rather relieved about that, much as i love humommy! Kirby keeps an eye on the small humom infestation when i go upstairs ... not sure i trust him too far either, but haven't seen humommy love on him so i guess it's ok ... and he IS our love-lizard ...

well, lemme know if there's some sort of trap i can put out and who do i call to pick up these smelly, noisy little humons once i've caught them????

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Re: well at least yours go away!!!! rjward97 08/06/00 (0)
Re: Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!! Queen Izzy 08/02/00 (0)
You all went about it all wrong,,, cirsis and Go 08/01/00 (2)
- Cirs, darlin', that works just fine for you girlie types, but Ziggaman 08/01/00 (1)
  - You males don't ask for directions either,,, cirsis 08/03/00 (0)
iZ, my man, i feel your pain, the difference is that here i'm dealing with Ziggaman 08/01/00 (5)
- What's that saying about a picture worth a thousand words. Linda 08/01/00 (0)
- whoa ... i've got one of those too! ............ more iZ the dReaDfuL dRagOn 08/01/00 (0)
- Here they're called "cats!" (more) Q, the Omnipotent 08/01/00 (0)
- Awwwwww! I *love* that pic! How cute! :) n/p Jamie/JBug 08/01/00 (0)
- What a darling pic! n/p Dishy 08/01/00 (0)
Ack! Glad none of those here... Dishy's Igs 07/31/00 (0)
Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!! Bones 07/31/00 (0)
Re: ROTFLMVO..................nm Lola and Harry 07/31/00 (0)

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: i am wondering if anyone else is having a problem with their house being infested by small humons???? *heavy sigh* one such creature showed up at my house a year ago + i've been hoping she'd go away but now she seems to have brought her little cohort with her!!! they haven't actually moved in, but they sure are here alot! they're noisy and sometimes they smell funny ... worst of all, they take waaaaaaaaaaay too much of humommy's attention away from ME!!! the littlest one puts on this big act like it can't get up + get it's own food or nothin'! *geesh* it makes an awful noise until humommy goes + picks it up ... then of course, it makes this sickening little happy noise ... gawd, it's disgusting ... it stuck it's tongue out at me when humommy wasn't looking!!! and i can't prove it, but i'm pretty sure that littlest one ate the bunny speed-bump i used to play with ... i haven't seen him for days now ... and do you know what!?!? the bigger of the small humons actually goes and sleeps in HUMOMMY'S BED!!! UPSTAIRS IS MINE!!! : i really want to know if any of you guys have any experience getting rid of these things!?!? one wasn't too bad, but now there's two and i'm just really worried that they're gonna bring even MORE of the evil, smelly little things with them ... i'm pretty sure the little one is the leader, no one can really be THAT innocent + helpless!!! : the only good thing is that me + humommy have had a baby! i let humommy name him Kirby, he looks more like me than her ... i'm rather relieved about that, much as i love humommy! Kirby keeps an eye on the small humom infestation when i go upstairs ... not sure i trust him too far either, but haven't seen humommy love on him so i guess it's ok ... and he IS our love-lizard ... : well, lemme know if there's some sort of trap i can put out and who do i call to pick up these smelly, noisy little humons once i've caught them????

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