Posted by Queen Izzy on August 02, 2000 at 04:48:40:
In Reply to: Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!! posted by iZ the dReaDfuL dRagOn on July 31, 2000 at 19:22:37:
Ohh I don't have one of those living in my house. But they come over to see me when I go outside with my humommy and my manservant. They are nice sometimes cause they can hand feed Dandylion Greens, and other yummy food. But when I am tired of them I just leave, and they all know that they should worship me and always try to follow me. So I just walk over to the rose bushed and watch the silly creatures cut themselves on the thorns. Then my manservant will lay his hand down in front of me so that I can climb to the top of him and see everything.
I am glad that I have such a faithful manservant around to do all that I ask.
So them best way to get rid of them is to make them hurt themselves a little and they will want to leave. Works for me all the time. We do have a furry creature that this does not work on though. Instead I chase her around the house and follow her where-ever she goes and soon she will just leave me alone.
My friend Rufus, he is a bug hunk, is forced to suffer with four of these odd creature and one time one of them tried to fight him for the ownership of the house. Lets just say he is obviously still the owner and all the furry creatures know it even more now.
Queen Izzy,
P.S.- Claws do not type well so this was written with the help of manservant Matt Yates.