Posted by Bones on July 31, 2000 at 20:30:41:
In Reply to: Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!! posted by iZ the dReaDfuL dRagOn on July 31, 2000 at 19:22:37:
iZ,
We had some of those little buggers here this past weekend, for my humommy's "family reunion." They are SUCH primative beasts! Every year this whole troop of humons come into *MY* home, eats food that *I* should be eating, and throws water at each other for hours and hours*! People come in my room and GAWK at me, except for the fools that fear me! And worst of all, NO ONE RESPECTS ME AS THE RULER OF THIS HOUSE! The nerve!
It seems the best sort of trap for the smelly little trolls that humons produce is something sweet and sticky, like candy or twinkies. It draws them like flies!
Why would ANY humon bring home one of those sticky smelly noisy demanding little monkies when they could serve deities like US is beyond me. Pea brains.
[Editor's note: As told to humommy Jamie, from Bones the surly lizard.]
*the past weekend was the Wang Family Annual Water Fight and Picnic. :)