Posted by Q, the Omnipotent on August 01, 2000 at 14:51:10:
In Reply to: iZ, my man, i feel your pain, the difference is that here i'm dealing with posted by Ziggaman on August 01, 2000 at 08:13:37:
Even the Borg can't assimilate them! They are
so insidious, sly and crafty. It's amazing how
they trick the humons into thinking they are sooo
innocent. One minute they're snoozing on the
window shelf (which I'm told will someday be mine,
all mine!), the next minute they're tearing around
the house at breakneck speed (yet they never break
their necks).
And they poop in dirt. Dirt, I'm telling you!
What the heck do they think the tub is for!
Not to worry, though. Even cats can't affect the
Continuum. Actually, we use them to our advantage.
Their presence keeps our humons from trying to get
us to chase string and other small objects.
Q