Posted by Ziggaman on August 01, 2000 at 08:13:37:
In Reply to: Attention ALL iguanas and dragons ... NO HUMONS READ THIS!!! posted by iZ the dReaDfuL dRagOn on July 31, 2000 at 19:22:37:
these strange alien beings that walk on 4 legs and are covered with that disgusting furry stuff that they leave all over the place! they also have this strange antenna thing at the back end that waves back and forth for some reason. i've discovered that if i act bad enough when they're around i can make them tuck that thing between their back legs and retreat. the totally revolting aspect of them being around is if i don't pay close enough attention or if i'm snoozing somewhere close to the floor they sneak up and slobber this wet pink thing all over my face!! YUCK!! they do go outside for extended periods throughout the day so i get some peace and quiet. as far as eliminating them goes, i don't think that's possible. the humons seem way too fond of them to let anything happen. tell you what tho....i have a meeting planned in a couple days with some Borg peeps that i know. i'll see if i can learn how to assimilate them. whatcha think?
(i've included a picture of one of my friends, isabelle, getting a little payback in)