Posted by MR NASTY on April 17, 2000 at 20:28:49:
Hi
Everybody, It's me again, your dear sweet friend, Mr Nasty. I was at my local cafe yesterday and a man that I knew came in and sat right down next to me and said, "Mr Nasty" yes I said, I have here some home made deer jerky I think your gonna love. So I tried some of his jerky, and let me tell you snake lovin boys somthing ,,,,IT WAAAAS GOOOOOOOD! Well, anyway guys, Dale was telling me that he was selling his home made deer jerky, and was makeing a small fortune for some easy work. He said that the more exotic the animal, the bigger the demand. Folks like ostrich jerky, buffalo jerky, deer jerky, beef jerky ect, ect.
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.....RATTLESNAKE JERKY..... I looked over at Dale, and I said "Dale, Lets go on one of those rattlesnake round ups and make the most exoctic jerky of all. So the next day off we went. Dale and I had gone out in pairs of thigh high boots. We weren`t goin to let "Satans serpents" take a bite out of us, no siree. Well I guess we caught 4 dozen rattlesnakes, some good sized ones to. Well we took em home and Dale said he would show me how to skin and clean the snakes, and boys let me tell you something, Dale grabed one of those snakes by the neck and put his head up against the tree, then he took a nail and a hammer and he run that nail right through that snakes head into the tree, "just like a cat fish" Then he took a razer and made a small cut around his neck, he then took a pair of plyers and began pullng that snakes skin on down his body. You boys wanna hear somthing funny?......That snake was still alive. Dale got the skin off, and that pore snake just started floppen around like a epileptic in an earthquake. Well a little time went buy and the skinned serpent of satan calmed down,.....So you know what I did?......I through some salt on him and BOY I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, He hissed like a demon cast into hell, it ran every one of or cats out from the yard. But I'll tell you what, we dehydrated the meat put on a few spices, The people in our community just can't get enough of our rattlesnake jerky. I think in a months time we have sold to at least 4 thousand people. And you know what my 3 year old grand baby just loves snake meat, you know we`ve descoverd other ways to fix snake, we thank the good lord every night for the food that he has given us. well boys I gotta go, but remember they are having another big rattle snake round ups, I'd like to invite all you snake lovers, after all we need to stick together, some people in our town is bringing their whole families, so you guys bring the wife and kids they will love it.
Guess what? I WAS JUST KIDDING! Hope you got a sense of humor
I look so forward to hearing from you.
Mr Nasty