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Posted by DavidBeard on April 01, 2003 at 22:24:20:
In Reply to: Why would eminem be torture?...am i missing something?... posted by azteclizard on April 01, 2003 at 20:36:31:
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::1) independent scientists doing an in-depth study of Allen Repashy's "Crested Gecko Diet" found the insidious secret ingredient now revealed - ground up waxworms. One crested gecko was heard mumbling "I need a fix, man. Anyone have a dime bag of CGD?"
::2) Mike Coscia's secret torture chamber for non-laying geckos. Taking a page from Ouday Hussein's motivating techniques for olympic athletes, it is reported today that Mike Coscia places non-producing female crested geckos in little gecko hand-cuffs and tortures them with "Eminem" CD's. Story developing . . .
::Stay tuned for more information from YOUR source of news - fair and balanced and un-afraid.
::Happy April 1st.
::Monte - Powergeckos
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