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Why would eminem be torture?...am i missing something?...

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Posted by azteclizard on April 01, 2003 at 20:36:31:

In Reply to: Hot off the press - Repti-Tabloid Update posted by powergeckos on April 01, 2003 at 14:13:45:

LOL!
:1) independent scientists doing an in-depth study of Allen Repashy's "Crested Gecko Diet" found the insidious secret ingredient now revealed - ground up waxworms. One crested gecko was heard mumbling "I need a fix, man. Anyone have a dime bag of CGD?"

:2) Mike Coscia's secret torture chamber for non-laying geckos. Taking a page from Ouday Hussein's motivating techniques for olympic athletes, it is reported today that Mike Coscia places non-producing female crested geckos in little gecko hand-cuffs and tortures them with "Eminem" CD's. Story developing . . .

:Stay tuned for more information from YOUR source of news - fair and balanced and un-afraid.

:Happy April 1st.

:Monte - Powergeckos




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