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Posted by stardust on January 03, 2003 at 21:48:35:
In Reply to: No Iggys For Pet Psychics posted by Merlin on January 03, 2003 at 20:43:08:
:A friend of mine sent this too me I thought you guys would enjoy it.
:Merlin
:Pet Psychics Draw The Line At Iguanas
:LAS VEGAS, NV
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:Pet psychics have been showing up all over the US in recent years, helping pet owners with everything from finding a missing pet to determining why Fluffy won't eat her chow.
:"It's a difficult job," says Carmen Magin, a pet psychic in the Las Vegas area. "Even the people who hire me are often very skeptical, which makes a reading much more difficult. If I sense too much skepticism, I have to tell my clients that they may be throwing off my reading themselves."
:According to pet psychics, animals differ in their characteristic thoughts and feelings, and it can rub off on the psychic. Jon Fleetwood, a pet psychic in Los Angeles, says that most pets are no problem. "Golden Retrievers are my favorite," he says, "since after I read one of them, I just feel like giving everybody a big hug and then going to sleep in a sunbeam."
:Cats, especially Siamese, leave the psychics with a feeling of smug superiority. Fish don't have much effect, except that for a few hours afterwards the psychic may circle around in the kitchen, gobbling up small snacks.
:"Iguanas are a whole different ball game," says Fleetwood. "I did a reading with a nice little iguana once, and spent the rest of the week chuckling evilly, and plotting to take over the world. I don't do iguanas, any more."
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