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Posted by Merlin on January 03, 2003 at 20:43:08:
A friend of mine sent this too me I thought you guys would enjoy it.
Merlin
Pet Psychics Draw The Line At Iguanas
LAS VEGAS, NV
Pet psychics have been showing up all over the US in recent years, helping pet owners with everything from finding a missing pet to determining why Fluffy won't eat her chow.
"It's a difficult job," says Carmen Magin, a pet psychic in the Las Vegas area. "Even the people who hire me are often very skeptical, which makes a reading much more difficult. If I sense too much skepticism, I have to tell my clients that they may be throwing off my reading themselves."
According to pet psychics, animals differ in their characteristic thoughts and feelings, and it can rub off on the psychic. Jon Fleetwood, a pet psychic in Los Angeles, says that most pets are no problem. "Golden Retrievers are my favorite," he says, "since after I read one of them, I just feel like giving everybody a big hug and then going to sleep in a sunbeam."
Cats, especially Siamese, leave the psychics with a feeling of smug superiority. Fish don't have much effect, except that for a few hours afterwards the psychic may circle around in the kitchen, gobbling up small snacks.
"Iguanas are a whole different ball game," says Fleetwood. "I did a reading with a nice little iguana once, and spent the rest of the week chuckling evilly, and plotting to take over the world. I don't do iguanas, any more."
