Re: OveR reaCtiVe hUmAns

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Posted by cirsisue on March 03, 1999 at 21:03:04:

In Reply to: OveR reaCtiVe hUmAns posted by iZ the dREadFuL drAgOn on March 03, 1999 at 20:09:16:

: dEar hUmAns
: i M afAid U R mad aT mE + U onLy knOw mOm's sIde of tHe stOry!
: do U know, EVERY SINGLE NITE she waNts mE to poOp B4 i eAt?!? B4!!! sO i dO cUz it jUst mAkes her sO hapPy, hOw cAn i nOt? bUt it dOeS annOy me ... oN tOp of that, sHe finaLLy gEts me daNdeLion greEnz oNe weeK aNd tHen i neVer seE them agAin! i TOLD her hOw much i Liked them bUt juSt cUz the stOre didN't hAve N E , *I* dOn't gEt N E!!! i aSk U, is tHat fAir?! THEN! thAT big uGly fUrrY thiNg is slEEping rIght wHere I waNt 2 laNd frOm mY braNch ... rude, i sAy, just pLain RUDE! what CouLd i do bUt LanD on hIm anywAy?!? now, aBout tHat BAD UGLY Lizard tHat LiveS on tHe fLoor! i haVe rePeatedly maDe it verY cLear to mOm hOw i feeL abOut sHariNg mY LivinG sPace With tHat ... that THING! he weNt aWay 4 a whiLe, bUt Last nIte hE wAs bAcK! i jUst cOuLdn't take iT N E more! if sHe wOn't gEt rid of hIm, thEN *I* wiLL! + aS far aS mE geTTing taNgLed up iN wirES, i waS NOT reALLy stUck thAT time, i dId iT oN purPosE! HUMPF! the neRve of U hUmAns!
: i Love mY mOm + i dId nOt mean 2 scAre hEr ... i WouLd neVer huRt hEr (veRy bAd) ... i jUst cOuLdn'T sTaNd iT N E moRe Last NiTe ... sOmeTimeS a gUy jUst hAs 2 sPeak His mInd aBout tHeSe thIngS U kNow? ...
: sHe sez i jUst neEdeD sOme xtRa sLeep, mAyBe ... i DO feeL bEttEr 2 nite ... pLeasE dOn't teLL hEr 2 fiX mE cuZ i M nOt bRokE OK? + I reaLLy LiKe my Parts tHe wAy thA R .... if U HAVE @ fix someThiNg, fiX tHat biG fUnny, fUrheAD they caLL a puPPy ... he's tHe probLem arOund hEre ... hIm + thAT lOng-eaRRed tHing he HangS ouT wiTh ... i'm teLLing U, thOse 2 R up 2 NO GOOD! (tHat's wHy THEY dOn't geT tHeiR OWN ROOMS!)
: mom wAs oVer re-aCtinG N E way ... i'd onLy hAVe bit hEr REALLY hard jUst oNce or TwicE ... geeee whiZ
: i thInk U aLL neEd sOme eXtra OrangEs + LightEn uP a biT ... U hUmAns sUre R hard 2 taKe cAre Of! bUt wE lovE U N E ways!

: nOw, go lAy iN youR cooL spOts 4 a while + chiLL out ok?
: Love + head bObs
: fRom the drEadFuL drAgOn

Dearest Dreadful, you have every right to be upset with yor Mom,after all to ask you to poop is a terrible thing,especially since your a grown ig! Tell her your a big ig now and too big to be told when to poop.As for the dandalion greens,,,well she needs to plant some just for you right,after all you area good ig and you do do whatever Mom says without a single word. Well Dreadful,,,we here at the forum will tel Mom that you should get whatever you want anytime you want it.Now go kiss Mom and give her a big sneeze good nite.

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: : : dEar hUmAns : : i M afAid U R mad aT mE + U onLy knOw mOm's sIde of tHe stOry! : : do U know, EVERY SINGLE NITE she waNts mE to poOp B4 i eAt?!? B4!!! sO i dO cUz it jUst mAkes her sO hapPy, hOw cAn i nOt? bUt it dOeS annOy me ... oN tOp of that, sHe finaLLy gEts me daNdeLion greEnz oNe weeK aNd tHen i neVer seE them agAin! i TOLD her hOw much i Liked them bUt juSt cUz the stOre didN't hAve N E , *I* dOn't gEt N E!!! i aSk U, is tHat fAir?! THEN! thAT big uGly fUrrY thiNg is slEEping rIght wHere I waNt 2 laNd frOm mY braNch ... rude, i sAy, just pLain RUDE! what CouLd i do bUt LanD on hIm anywAy?!? now, aBout tHat BAD UGLY Lizard tHat LiveS on tHe fLoor! i haVe rePeatedly maDe it verY cLear to mOm hOw i feeL abOut sHariNg mY LivinG sPace With tHat ... that THING! he weNt aWay 4 a whiLe, bUt Last nIte hE wAs bAcK! i jUst cOuLdn't take iT N E more! if sHe wOn't gEt rid of hIm, thEN *I* wiLL! + aS far aS mE geTTing taNgLed up iN wirES, i waS NOT reALLy stUck thAT time, i dId iT oN purPosE! HUMPF! the neRve of U hUmAns! : : i Love mY mOm + i dId nOt mean 2 scAre hEr ... i WouLd neVer huRt hEr (veRy bAd) ... i jUst cOuLdn'T sTaNd iT N E moRe Last NiTe ... sOmeTimeS a gUy jUst hAs 2 sPeak His mInd aBout tHeSe thIngS U kNow? ... : : sHe sez i jUst neEdeD sOme xtRa sLeep, mAyBe ... i DO feeL bEttEr 2 nite ... pLeasE dOn't teLL hEr 2 fiX mE cuZ i M nOt bRokE OK? + I reaLLy LiKe my Parts tHe wAy thA R .... if U HAVE @ fix someThiNg, fiX tHat biG fUnny, fUrheAD they caLL a puPPy ... he's tHe probLem arOund hEre ... hIm + thAT lOng-eaRRed tHing he HangS ouT wiTh ... i'm teLLing U, thOse 2 R up 2 NO GOOD! (tHat's wHy THEY dOn't geT tHeiR OWN ROOMS!) : : mom wAs oVer re-aCtinG N E way ... i'd onLy hAVe bit hEr REALLY hard jUst oNce or TwicE ... geeee whiZ : : i thInk U aLL neEd sOme eXtra OrangEs + LightEn uP a biT ... U hUmAns sUre R hard 2 taKe cAre Of! bUt wE lovE U N E ways! : : nOw, go lAy iN youR cooL spOts 4 a while + chiLL out ok? : : Love + head bObs : : fRom the drEadFuL drAgOn : Dearest Dreadful, you have every right to be upset with yor Mom,after all to ask you to poop is a terrible thing,especially since your a grown ig! Tell her your a big ig now and too big to be told when to poop.As for the dandalion greens,,,well she needs to plant some just for you right,after all you area good ig and you do do whatever Mom says without a single word. Well Dreadful,,,we here at the forum will tel Mom that you should get whatever you want anytime you want it.Now go kiss Mom and give her a big sneeze good nite.

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