OveR reaCtiVe hUmAns

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Posted by iZ the dREadFuL drAgOn on March 03, 1999 at 20:09:16:

dEar hUmAns
i M afAid U R mad aT mE + U onLy knOw mOm's sIde of tHe stOry!
do U know, EVERY SINGLE NITE she waNts mE to poOp B4 i eAt?!? B4!!! sO i dO cUz it jUst mAkes her sO hapPy, hOw cAn i nOt? bUt it dOeS annOy me ... oN tOp of that, sHe finaLLy gEts me daNdeLion greEnz oNe weeK aNd tHen i neVer seE them agAin! i TOLD her hOw much i Liked them bUt juSt cUz the stOre didN't hAve N E , *I* dOn't gEt N E!!! i aSk U, is tHat fAir?! THEN! thAT big uGly fUrrY thiNg is slEEping rIght wHere I waNt 2 laNd frOm mY braNch ... rude, i sAy, just pLain RUDE! what CouLd i do bUt LanD on hIm anywAy?!? now, aBout tHat BAD UGLY Lizard tHat LiveS on tHe fLoor! i haVe rePeatedly maDe it verY cLear to mOm hOw i feeL abOut sHariNg mY LivinG sPace With tHat ... that THING! he weNt aWay 4 a whiLe, bUt Last nIte hE wAs bAcK! i jUst cOuLdn't take iT N E more! if sHe wOn't gEt rid of hIm, thEN *I* wiLL! + aS far aS mE geTTing taNgLed up iN wirES, i waS NOT reALLy stUck thAT time, i dId iT oN purPosE! HUMPF! the neRve of U hUmAns!
i Love mY mOm + i dId nOt mean 2 scAre hEr ... i WouLd neVer huRt hEr (veRy bAd) ... i jUst cOuLdn'T sTaNd iT N E moRe Last NiTe ... sOmeTimeS a gUy jUst hAs 2 sPeak His mInd aBout tHeSe thIngS U kNow? ...
sHe sez i jUst neEdeD sOme xtRa sLeep, mAyBe ... i DO feeL bEttEr 2 nite ... pLeasE dOn't teLL hEr 2 fiX mE cuZ i M nOt bRokE OK? + I reaLLy LiKe my Parts tHe wAy thA R .... if U HAVE @ fix someThiNg, fiX tHat biG fUnny, fUrheAD they caLL a puPPy ... he's tHe probLem arOund hEre ... hIm + thAT lOng-eaRRed tHing he HangS ouT wiTh ... i'm teLLing U, thOse 2 R up 2 NO GOOD! (tHat's wHy THEY dOn't geT tHeiR OWN ROOMS!)
mom wAs oVer re-aCtinG N E way ... i'd onLy hAVe bit hEr REALLY hard jUst oNce or TwicE ... geeee whiZ
i thInk U aLL neEd sOme eXtra OrangEs + LightEn uP a biT ... U hUmAns sUre R hard 2 taKe cAre Of! bUt wE lovE U N E ways!

nOw, go lAy iN youR cooL spOts 4 a while + chiLL out ok?
Love + head bObs
fRom the drEadFuL drAgOn

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: dEar hUmAns : i M afAid U R mad aT mE + U onLy knOw mOm's sIde of tHe stOry! : do U know, EVERY SINGLE NITE she waNts mE to poOp B4 i eAt?!? B4!!! sO i dO cUz it jUst mAkes her sO hapPy, hOw cAn i nOt? bUt it dOeS annOy me ... oN tOp of that, sHe finaLLy gEts me daNdeLion greEnz oNe weeK aNd tHen i neVer seE them agAin! i TOLD her hOw much i Liked them bUt juSt cUz the stOre didN't hAve N E , *I* dOn't gEt N E!!! i aSk U, is tHat fAir?! THEN! thAT big uGly fUrrY thiNg is slEEping rIght wHere I waNt 2 laNd frOm mY braNch ... rude, i sAy, just pLain RUDE! what CouLd i do bUt LanD on hIm anywAy?!? now, aBout tHat BAD UGLY Lizard tHat LiveS on tHe fLoor! i haVe rePeatedly maDe it verY cLear to mOm hOw i feeL abOut sHariNg mY LivinG sPace With tHat ... that THING! he weNt aWay 4 a whiLe, bUt Last nIte hE wAs bAcK! i jUst cOuLdn't take iT N E more! if sHe wOn't gEt rid of hIm, thEN *I* wiLL! + aS far aS mE geTTing taNgLed up iN wirES, i waS NOT reALLy stUck thAT time, i dId iT oN purPosE! HUMPF! the neRve of U hUmAns! : i Love mY mOm + i dId nOt mean 2 scAre hEr ... i WouLd neVer huRt hEr (veRy bAd) ... i jUst cOuLdn'T sTaNd iT N E moRe Last NiTe ... sOmeTimeS a gUy jUst hAs 2 sPeak His mInd aBout tHeSe thIngS U kNow? ... : sHe sez i jUst neEdeD sOme xtRa sLeep, mAyBe ... i DO feeL bEttEr 2 nite ... pLeasE dOn't teLL hEr 2 fiX mE cuZ i M nOt bRokE OK? + I reaLLy LiKe my Parts tHe wAy thA R .... if U HAVE @ fix someThiNg, fiX tHat biG fUnny, fUrheAD they caLL a puPPy ... he's tHe probLem arOund hEre ... hIm + thAT lOng-eaRRed tHing he HangS ouT wiTh ... i'm teLLing U, thOse 2 R up 2 NO GOOD! (tHat's wHy THEY dOn't geT tHeiR OWN ROOMS!) : mom wAs oVer re-aCtinG N E way ... i'd onLy hAVe bit hEr REALLY hard jUst oNce or TwicE ... geeee whiZ : i thInk U aLL neEd sOme eXtra OrangEs + LightEn uP a biT ... U hUmAns sUre R hard 2 taKe cAre Of! bUt wE lovE U N E ways! : nOw, go lAy iN youR cooL spOts 4 a while + chiLL out ok? : Love + head bObs : fRom the drEadFuL drAgOn

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