trust me, Sue and I aren't laughing!

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Posted by dslizards on July 22, 1999 at 01:10:27:

In Reply to: READ THIS if you have a MALE iguana! posted by Jamie/JBug on July 21, 1999 at 22:54:49:

Yes, the tamest, most loveable male ig can turn on you, Sue has the scar tissue on her foot to prove it! Caesar was my baby, spoiled and pampered beyond belief. When his mate died due to egg binding complications, he decided that Sue was his mate and I was a 2 legged, tailless, male iguana, and a threat to his dominion. He would attack me on sight. Trust me, it really ruins the morning to have a nearly 6' ig either attacking down low or launching himself off the sofa like a scaled cruise missile. I would catch him in midair, tuck him under my arm, (bob, bob, shiver, bob,bob!), collect the paper, my smokes, coffee, and sit on the sofa. As long as I did not stand, no prob. The minute I stood up! Ig attack! I had to have Sue cover his eyes or pick him up and carry him.
So, be wary! Hope that none of you have to go thru this!
Dan

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I'm laughing a little bit, but I'm sure I'll regret it!!!!!!!!! N/P Skinny 7/22/99 (2)
- Oy.........what did we do???? 6 boys!!!!!!! Juby 7/22/99 (1)
  - Uuuh, Juby....definately "the moves" show as little flesh as possible! n/p Jamie/JBug 7/22/99 (0)

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: Yes, the tamest, most loveable male ig can turn on you, Sue has the scar tissue on her foot to prove it! Caesar was my baby, spoiled and pampered beyond belief. When his mate died due to egg binding complications, he decided that Sue was his mate and I was a 2 legged, tailless, male iguana, and a threat to his dominion. He would attack me on sight. Trust me, it really ruins the morning to have a nearly 6' ig either attacking down low or launching himself off the sofa like a scaled cruise missile. I would catch him in midair, tuck him under my arm, (bob, bob, shiver, bob,bob!), collect the paper, my smokes, coffee, and sit on the sofa. As long as I did not stand, no prob. The minute I stood up! Ig attack! I had to have Sue cover his eyes or pick him up and carry him. : So, be wary! Hope that none of you have to go thru this! : Dan

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