Re: To the Tortoise Forum... and a funny!

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Posted by Theresa on June 22, 2001 at 01:36:24:

In Reply to: To the Tortoise Forum... posted by Tom C on June 21, 2001 at 10:22:03:

: My apologies for Turtle Man's ignorance in posting here. No reason for it, especially as I don't post on this forum. I had a different view than he did and he didn't take it well. But, again, I would just like to apologize for his outbursts on your forum.

: Thanks for listening.

Hi Tom,
Here is a funny for you too :)

>>>> > >> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
>>>> > >> she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
>>>> > >> mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
>>>> > >> springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>>>> > >> pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
>>>> > >> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
>>>> > >> seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms
>>>> > >> around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
>>>> > >> of the horse anyway.
>>>> > >> The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping
>rider.
>>>> > >> Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from
>>>> > >> the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
>>>> > >> Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
>>>> > >> stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's motion
>>>> > >> as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
>>>> > >> As her head is battered against the ground, she is
>>>> > >> mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
>>>> > >> great fortune, a Wal-Mart manager sees her and
>>>> > >> shuts the horse off.

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: : My apologies for Turtle Man's ignorance in posting here. No reason for it, especially as I don't post on this forum. I had a different view than he did and he didn't take it well. But, again, I would just like to apologize for his outbursts on your forum. : : Thanks for listening. : Hi Tom, : Here is a funny for you too :) : >>>> > >> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though : >>>> > >> she has had no lessons or prior experience. She : >>>> > >> mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately : >>>> > >> springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic : >>>> > >> pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. : >>>> > >> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot : >>>> > >> seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms : >>>> > >> around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side : >>>> > >> of the horse anyway. : >>>> > >> The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping : >rider. : >>>> > >> Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from : >>>> > >> the horse to try and throw herself to safety. : >>>> > >> Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the : >>>> > >> stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's motion : >>>> > >> as her head is struck against the ground over and over. : >>>> > >> As her head is battered against the ground, she is : >>>> > >> mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her : >>>> > >> great fortune, a Wal-Mart manager sees her and : >>>> > >> shuts the horse off.

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