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Posted by Eric T. on June 22, 2001 at 01:43:37:

In Reply to: Re: To the Tortoise Forum... and a funny! posted by Theresa on June 22, 2001 at 01:36:24:

: : My apologies for Turtle Man's ignorance in posting here. No reason for it, especially as I don't post on this forum. I had a different view than he did and he didn't take it well. But, again, I would just like to apologize for his outbursts on your forum.

: : Thanks for listening.

: Hi Tom,
: Here is a funny for you too :)

: >>>> > >> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
: >>>> > >> she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
: >>>> > >> mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
: >>>> > >> springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
: >>>> > >> pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
: >>>> > >> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
: >>>> > >> seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms
: >>>> > >> around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side
: >>>> > >> of the horse anyway.
: >>>> > >> The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping
: >rider.
: >>>> > >> Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from
: >>>> > >> the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
: >>>> > >> Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
: >>>> > >> stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's motion
: >>>> > >> as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
: >>>> > >> As her head is battered against the ground, she is
: >>>> > >> mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
: >>>> > >> great fortune, a Wal-Mart manager sees her and
: >>>> > >> shuts the horse off.

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: : : My apologies for Turtle Man's ignorance in posting here. No reason for it, especially as I don't post on this forum. I had a different view than he did and he didn't take it well. But, again, I would just like to apologize for his outbursts on your forum. : : : Thanks for listening. : : Hi Tom, : : Here is a funny for you too :) : : >>>> > >> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though : : >>>> > >> she has had no lessons or prior experience. She : : >>>> > >> mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately : : >>>> > >> springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic : : >>>> > >> pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. : : >>>> > >> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot : : >>>> > >> seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms : : >>>> > >> around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side : : >>>> > >> of the horse anyway. : : >>>> > >> The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping : : >rider. : : >>>> > >> Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from : : >>>> > >> the horse to try and throw herself to safety. : : >>>> > >> Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the : : >>>> > >> stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's motion : : >>>> > >> as her head is struck against the ground over and over. : : >>>> > >> As her head is battered against the ground, she is : : >>>> > >> mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her : : >>>> > >> great fortune, a Wal-Mart manager sees her and : : >>>> > >> shuts the horse off.

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