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Posted by birdznfrogs on April 20, 2003 at 08:53:54:

In Reply to: You know your a snake when... posted by Craig W on April 19, 2003 at 20:15:43:

:You've ever had a rod shoved up your cloaca.
:Those pesky people always take away YOUR eggs!!!
:You go off feed for months and find it funny when your keeper goes nuts.
:Garden hoses look kinda attractive.
:Fresh food means still breathing.
:You impolitely yawn after every meal.
:You've ever taken a large dump minutes after your cage has been cleaned.
:People fear you!!!!
:You're offended when lawyers/politicians are referred to you.
:When in zombie movies, they remove their skin, you don't know why that's a big deal.
:You think Indiana Jones is a wussy.





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