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Posted by boaboy13 on March 31, 2003 at 11:18:21:

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your burm in bed with you, and you tell him to go back to bed.

When your snake is about to give birth and your away, and you call every 10 mins to check in on her.

When you have your first snake hook framed and seting above the fire place.

When you start talking to your snakes each night when your lonely.

When your snakes live in a better place then you do.

When you drive a 84 honda civic that you push more then drive, and had a $15,000 piebald ball python at home.

When you drive acrose the world to go to a new reptile show with 5 vendors.

When you start waveing a gun at someone who killed a snake.

Well just a few that poped into my head, hope you all liked them!


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