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When u have herps to make up these joke, lol n/p :)


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Posted by birdznfrogs on March 31, 2003 at 15:04:22:

In Reply to: Re: make the had a have on the piebaled PB. np posted by boaboy13 on March 31, 2003 at 11:18:58:

::When you wake up in the middle of the night with your burm in bed with you, and you tell him to go back to bed.

::When your snake is about to give birth and your away, and you call every 10 mins to check in on her.

::When you have your first snake hook framed and seting above the fire place.

::When you start talking to your snakes each night when your lonely.

::When your snakes live in a better place then you do.

::When you drive a 84 honda civic that you push more then drive, and had a $15,000 piebald ball python at home.

::When you drive acrose the world to go to a new reptile show with 5 vendors.

::When you start waveing a gun at someone who killed a snake.

::Well just a few that poped into my head, hope you all liked them!

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