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LMAO thats hilarious!!! np


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Posted by Andy on May 08, 2002 at 19:33:40:

In Reply to: Wittle Wabbits, a cute story posted by NajaAnja on May 07, 2002 at 22:00:15:

: A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the
: sweetest little LISP,
:
: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
:
: And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's
: on her level, and asks,
:
: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
: black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
: wabby over there?"

: She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
: and says in a quiet voice,
:
: "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"





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