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Wittle Wabbits, a cute story


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Posted by NajaAnja on May 07, 2002 at 22:00:15:

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the
sweetest little LISP,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's
on her level, and asks,

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
and says in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"





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