Stump

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: Any similarity between "Stump" and Crowbait is purely intentional... : Stump : Stump wasn't alone in the Pet shop tank : With each passing day, his dwindling chances sank : The other lizards thought Stump was just a snack : Stump just wanted his leg and tail back : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's almost dead : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's bought instead : Stump lingered last in line for legs, : And the ones that he got were soon replaced with pegs : At least he had a nice fat tail : But it was eaten just before he went on sale : He's Stump : He's Stump : Ego deflated : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's Stump : He Regenerated! : Stump was limping lonely and needed a "hand" : Stump slipped on a waxie worm, and thought it tasted grand : He spent his first year in front of the plate : He knew the chicks would think his bulging belly was first rate : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's a brick house : He's Stump : He's Stump : He's Stump : Pass that pink mouse : Was this stump really half dead? : I think so : Is this Stump out of his head? : I think so : Is this Stump pretty as mud? : I think so : Is this Stump really a stud? : I think so

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