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Posted by Alan Hyde on May 08, 2003 at 10:21:11:
In Reply to: Don't you just hate it when that happpens. np. posted by LAF on May 07, 2003 at 18:40:37:
::That's a new one ;¬) I'll keep my eye out for those in future.
::Actually, I was out on the heath only this weekend when I was chased for 3 miles by one of those Green tree constrictor vipers, Really! I kid you not .
::I was lucky that my brother was there , because puffed out and exhausted I gave up running . I turned and the green viper thingy pounced and sunk his fangs (That were oooozing with venom BTW) into my scrotal region of my jeans. Lucky for me the fangs (Now pouring with venom) missed my sac, and with the help of my brother, Wife, a farmer , and an overweight dwarf that was passing while walking his goats, we managed to prise it's mouth open and throw it into the bushes.