So, who's hungry? n/p

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Posted by Kitty on May 06, 1999 at 21:36:30:

In Reply to: the continuing saga of life with a dragon posted by iZ's mom on May 06, 1999 at 20:26:54:

: ok ... i think i've stopped shaking enough to type now ... *sigh* ...

: brought iZ down to use the tub and all was going fine ... he had a nice soak (sans peeled grapes!) and then he did a few laps and assumed the position, farted (!), pooped, and everted his hemipenes ... same routine as everynight ...

: except tonight, one of 'em didn't go back in ... um, ok ... i know what to do about that ... but ... wait ... eeeeeuuuuuwwwwww ... it's not hooked on any more ... in fact .. it's just laying there ... in the water .. at the bottom of the tub ...

: ok ... remember to breath ... see any blood? ... no ... ok ... iZ looks ok? ... yep ... in fact, he's still enjoying soaking ... ok ... you know, you're gonna have to pick that thing up right???? .... noooooooo ... yep, you have to ... why-eeeeeeeee? ... to show the vet ... *sigh* ...

: ok ... iZ is done soaking, wrap him in the towel ... put him on his basking shelf for din-din ... yep ... he's pIGging out, lookin' a-ok ... go pick up the ... THING ... in the tub ... yep it's still there ...

: tell hubby, "honeeeee, something fell off the dragon!" ... try not to cry ... or throw up ... or panic ... hubby calls vet ... "sniffle, he won't beeeeeeeee there, sniffle ... it's after 6pm" ... ok, vet *is* in the office, they're going to get him, hubby hands phone to *me* ...

: hmmmm ... "seminal plug???" ... "but it's like an inch long, i thought they were smaller than that" ... "no? ... well, but it's *pink*!?" ... ig seminal plugs *are* pink?" ... whew! ... "so, this is just a normal, male ig thing that i haven't seen yet?" ... *huge sigh of relief* ... THANK YOU Dr. C!" ...

: what did i ever do for excitement before i met iZ?!?!?

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: : ok ... i think i've stopped shaking enough to type now ... *sigh* ... : : brought iZ down to use the tub and all was going fine ... he had a nice soak (sans peeled grapes!) and then he did a few laps and assumed the position, farted (!), pooped, and everted his hemipenes ... same routine as everynight ... : : except tonight, one of 'em didn't go back in ... um, ok ... i know what to do about that ... but ... wait ... eeeeeuuuuuwwwwww ... it's not hooked on any more ... in fact .. it's just laying there ... in the water .. at the bottom of the tub ... : : ok ... remember to breath ... see any blood? ... no ... ok ... iZ looks ok? ... yep ... in fact, he's still enjoying soaking ... ok ... you know, you're gonna have to pick that thing up right???? .... noooooooo ... yep, you have to ... why-eeeeeeeee? ... to show the vet ... *sigh* ... : : ok ... iZ is done soaking, wrap him in the towel ... put him on his basking shelf for din-din ... yep ... he's pIGging out, lookin' a-ok ... go pick up the ... THING ... in the tub ... yep it's still there ... : : tell hubby, "honeeeee, something fell off the dragon!" ... try not to cry ... or throw up ... or panic ... hubby calls vet ... "sniffle, he won't beeeeeeeee there, sniffle ... it's after 6pm" ... ok, vet *is* in the office, they're going to get him, hubby hands phone to *me* ... : : hmmmm ... "seminal plug???" ... "but it's like an inch long, i thought they were smaller than that" ... "no? ... well, but it's *pink*!?" ... ig seminal plugs *are* pink?" ... whew! ... "so, this is just a normal, male ig thing that i haven't seen yet?" ... *huge sigh of relief* ... THANK YOU Dr. C!" ... : : what did i ever do for excitement before i met iZ?!?!?

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