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Posted by chikkensht on November 25, 2002 at 17:56:21:
In Reply to: Iguana Auras............more posted by cwatbay on November 24, 2002 at 21:57:44:
:Yes it is TRUE ! Lizards have auras like all living things. Animals, plants, spirits, and iguana owners. What is happening is that your ig doesn't even have to open his eyes open to feel your aura intruding on his. Iguanas with their highly evolved extra sensory perceptions are able to mentally SEE YOUR AURA coming on a , "When Worlds Collide", collision course with his.
:The problem is that your Shakra is probably way out of whack. Ask yourself, "when was the last time I properly had my Shakra aligned ?". For a quick fix, contact any chiropractor, who am I sure will make make a point of aligning your Shakra, spine, spleen and anything else that is out of kilter, plus, they usually like to throw in a free colon cleansing to boot.
:However, if you really want to get things "straight", then you are going to have to whip open the yellow pages and get yourself a Feng Shui Professional. Obviously, with diametrically opposed Auras, things are way out of whack. The Feng Shui professional will help you rearrange your ig's enclosure, your house and surrounding area so that natural forces and benevolent spirits are again in balance.
:I think that if you follow my suggestions, your and your ig will again be pals, and he'll be the one wanting to touch you.
:Hari Khrishna and a Coo-Coo Ca Choo. Good Luck. CW
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