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Posted by cwatbay on November 04, 2002 at 10:15:02:
In Reply to: Iguanas with a 4.0 GPA...or dumb as rocks?....(long but fun) posted by IGUANA JOE on November 03, 2002 at 23:43:30:
I know that igs, monitors and tegus are really , really smart, cus I have all of them. I know that when they look at me, their little brains are going like an Indy Car in the final stretch.
I know and it's true, that reptiles have millions of years of collective thought brewing in their heads. Obviously, being on this earth much longer than us, they have developed highly skilled and evolved methods of communication - like telepathy.
Why just a couple of years ago I was at a Bay Area Reptile Society meeting when I secretly overhead two older women, who live alone and in secluded areas -and- who haven't had a romantic interlude for decades, talk about their large reticulated pythons. They said that they knew what their snakes were thinking by simply looking at them - really, this is TRUE. Obviously, these highly evolved animals were tranmitting via the brainwaves, imensely important life altering information like: Jerry Springer is better than Oprah; Diet Pills Really Work, Sally Jessie Raphael wears no underwear, and, another rat would be nice please.
But that is not all !!!
Because reptiles have this global pyschic connection, they are secretly planning the demise of the human race. We have all noticed how our presumedly benign pets have a habit of simply sitting around and staring out into space. Don't be fooled.
They are observing everything and telepathically sending all this information to their brothers in arms, yes it is true, the Aliens that live in the center of the earth. I kid you not. It is universally known that alien flying saucers come from the hollow core of the earth where the giant alien civilization lies in wait, planning their strategy for taking over the surface of the planet.
Anyway, don't sell your lizard friends short. They are smarter than you, and, they know where you live.
CW
