YOU need a "swirley" dude

Posted by s on August 18, 2001 at 12:51:48:

In Reply to: Look man...your lizrd need HELP!! ASAP...more posted by Billy-Mop on August 17, 2001 at 23:10:29:

: Alrightm heres the deal with your Iguana. He is severely ill, and needs help as soon as possible. To help this animal, you should place him in the washing machine, along with a whole package of opened cottage cheese...Then add one red sock, a gallon of urin/feces mixture, and stick some bubblebath in. Put it on high wash, and set for one hour. Your animal will appear to be dead, but really will be nice fresh and healthy. Finally, sit him headfirst in the toilet...Flush three times, and one more for good luck. Keep the animal in this position and empty all your bowels on top of him, while singing "Captain Jack is Back!!" This oughta do the trick for your retard iguana. Gratefully, I am, Billy-Mop of Yarkborg (keep it real dawgs!)

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: : Alrightm heres the deal with your Iguana. He is severely ill, and needs help as soon as possible. To help this animal, you should place him in the washing machine, along with a whole package of opened cottage cheese...Then add one red sock, a gallon of urin/feces mixture, and stick some bubblebath in. Put it on high wash, and set for one hour. Your animal will appear to be dead, but really will be nice fresh and healthy. Finally, sit him headfirst in the toilet...Flush three times, and one more for good luck. Keep the animal in this position and empty all your bowels on top of him, while singing "Captain Jack is Back!!" This oughta do the trick for your retard iguana. Gratefully, I am, Billy-Mop of Yarkborg (keep it real dawgs!)

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