Greetings from attitude-land! ;-)

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ The Iguana & Water Dragon Forum ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by Gilbert The Poop-Head on December 02, 1998 at 21:21:44:

Hi All!

Just lurking around, and thought I'd say "Hey" to everyone. Didn't want to make too much noise, or else Mom would make me clean my room too! :)

How long is this breeding season attitude gonna last, anyways? 11 months?!?!? Gilbert really needs his nails clipped, but he is being a real goof lately. Mom and I are gonna yank his little green butt out of bed in the morning and clip his nails. If I'm able to type, I'll let ya know how it went. He's not bad when he first wakes up, and usually will go right back to sleep when we're done. (He stays up late..so he's a late waker-upper) But Mom and I have a deal, I hold him (and her bunny) and she clipps his nals. I don't know why I am such a baby about clipping them, heck... I even take my Dog to the vet to have 'em clipped. (or just have the groomer do it)

Need to make him another appointment at the vet, for his 6month check-up (and oil change) Should be a reasonable trip. It's been 75 degrees lately here. Sure doesn't feel like December in St Louis! (but I'm not complaining) I just keep having these terrible thoughts, that Gilbert is a girl. He's gotten MUCH fatter, and is even putting some meat on those little "chicken-legs" of his. Figure i'll have him (?) checked again to be sure :)

Call me crazy, but I had a dream last night, that he was giving birth! Was especially odd, since it was a live birth (not eggs) and he had about 500 of them. And they all cried like babies?!?!?! Maybe I need therapy?

Oh...and one last thing, if you haven't done so already, get the January issue of Reptile magazine. GREAT issue.. and for those of you who have seen it...how's about that centerfold?!?! Hubba-hubba! What a babe! ;-)

Y'all have fun and stay warm.

Gilbert and his personal servant, Wes

Follow Ups:

i hope you didn't mean ME..... iZ's mom 12/03/98 (2)
- Re: i hope you didn't mean ME..... Joan 12/04/98 (1)
  - Re: i hope you didn't mean ME..... debbie 12/04/98 (0)
Re: Loved that Centerfold: WHOA!!! Thom, GizmoSpike 12/03/98 (0)
I'm getting attitude 2 but it's from my kids LOL.....hey back to you & Wes.......n/p Iguanamomma 12/03/98 (0)
Re: Greetings from attitude-land! ;-) Joan 12/02/98 (0)

Post a Followup

Name:
E-Mail:

Subject:

Comments:
: Hi All! : Just lurking around, and thought I'd say "Hey" to everyone. Didn't want to make too much noise, or else Mom would make me clean my room too! :) : How long is this breeding season attitude gonna last, anyways? 11 months?!?!? Gilbert really needs his nails clipped, but he is being a real goof lately. Mom and I are gonna yank his little green butt out of bed in the morning and clip his nails. If I'm able to type, I'll let ya know how it went. He's not bad when he first wakes up, and usually will go right back to sleep when we're done. (He stays up late..so he's a late waker-upper) But Mom and I have a deal, I hold him (and her bunny) and she clipps his nals. I don't know why I am such a baby about clipping them, heck... I even take my Dog to the vet to have 'em clipped. (or just have the groomer do it) : Need to make him another appointment at the vet, for his 6month check-up (and oil change) Should be a reasonable trip. It's been 75 degrees lately here. Sure doesn't feel like December in St Louis! (but I'm not complaining) I just keep having these terrible thoughts, that Gilbert is a girl. He's gotten MUCH fatter, and is even putting some meat on those little "chicken-legs" of his. Figure i'll have him (?) checked again to be sure :) : Call me crazy, but I had a dream last night, that he was giving birth! Was especially odd, since it was a live birth (not eggs) and he had about 500 of them. And they all cried like babies?!?!?! Maybe I need therapy? : Oh...and one last thing, if you haven't done so already, get the January issue of Reptile magazine. GREAT issue.. and for those of you who have seen it...how's about that centerfold?!?! Hubba-hubba! What a babe! ;-) : Y'all have fun and stay warm. : Gilbert and his personal servant, Wes

Optional Link URL:
Link Title:
Optional Image URL:

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ The Iguana & Water Dragon Forum ] [ FAQ ]