Poor Slee! ......

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Posted by JohnT on March 09, 2001 at 05:34:14:

In Reply to: Sleestack overwhelmed by Girlie Iguana! posted by xta on March 08, 2001 at 07:36:32:

: Sleestack is a shy fellow who hides from other lizards and likes to hide under towels and blankets when he is upset. My friends were in a bind and needed a sitter for their female iguana, Pez. So she and her belongings were dropped off last night. Flapjack the bearded dragon welcomed her immediately by chasing her and trying to head butt her out of the dining room. She was a bit alarmed and steered clear of that little spiny freak! Then she wandered into the lizard room and Sleestack watched her from atop his cage-- every move she made! Then it happened-- his first head bobs at another lizard (I've received a few). They were pathetic bobs as usual-- as if he needs to be taught from another male how to do it properly! He isn't going to impress many girls with that bob series. Pez's owner held her up to Sleestack and he bobbed some more. She didn't react, but tried to steal his food (the only thing she is EVER interested in!) She is his size but twice his weight! I joked that she was the type of girl that would whore herself out for food! Her owner agreed and told Sleestack he better not deflower their innocent girl!

: Now my husband is very angry because Sleestack is in a wild mood again-- and has been pacing all over looking for Pez (put in another room) He is worried that he will start tearing everything up again and pooping everywhere (go off his potty training). I am a bit concerned as well because he has been SO WELL behaved lately and now he looks like a crazed fool again.

: On a side note, Pez hadn't been in my house 15 minutes, before she knocked over my satellite receiver, stereo equipment, and broke my favorite ceramic sculpture of an iguana (expensive)! In the entire time Sleestack has been here, he has never climbed that area--- and I took my eyes off her for a second so it's my fault! Anyway, the conclusion of this long rambling is that their may be trouble in xta's household this week! Wish me luck!

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: : Sleestack is a shy fellow who hides from other lizards and likes to hide under towels and blankets when he is upset. My friends were in a bind and needed a sitter for their female iguana, Pez. So she and her belongings were dropped off last night. Flapjack the bearded dragon welcomed her immediately by chasing her and trying to head butt her out of the dining room. She was a bit alarmed and steered clear of that little spiny freak! Then she wandered into the lizard room and Sleestack watched her from atop his cage-- every move she made! Then it happened-- his first head bobs at another lizard (I've received a few). They were pathetic bobs as usual-- as if he needs to be taught from another male how to do it properly! He isn't going to impress many girls with that bob series. Pez's owner held her up to Sleestack and he bobbed some more. She didn't react, but tried to steal his food (the only thing she is EVER interested in!) She is his size but twice his weight! I joked that she was the type of girl that would whore herself out for food! Her owner agreed and told Sleestack he better not deflower their innocent girl! : : Now my husband is very angry because Sleestack is in a wild mood again-- and has been pacing all over looking for Pez (put in another room) He is worried that he will start tearing everything up again and pooping everywhere (go off his potty training). I am a bit concerned as well because he has been SO WELL behaved lately and now he looks like a crazed fool again. : : On a side note, Pez hadn't been in my house 15 minutes, before she knocked over my satellite receiver, stereo equipment, and broke my favorite ceramic sculpture of an iguana (expensive)! In the entire time Sleestack has been here, he has never climbed that area--- and I took my eyes off her for a second so it's my fault! Anyway, the conclusion of this long rambling is that their may be trouble in xta's household this week! Wish me luck!

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