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Posted by Linda on October 20, 2000 at 11:47:16:

In Reply to: Iguana ettiquete? (Or: my humom sux!) posted by Bones the Tripod on October 20, 2000 at 02:25:34:

: Dear fellow iguanas,

: I need some advice. My humom, Jamie, sez that I am being spoiled an inconsiderate...and I think that I am just trying to put her in her place. Pleez read the situation carefully and maybe you can tell me which one of us is right.

: My humom got a new job. I dunno what it is, but it's some kind of fancy-schmancy medical job that she seems to like ok. Here's the problem: She works every night, all week long. We only see each other in the monring, and neither one of us are morning vertebrates. All I want to do is bask, eat, and poop...and her in the morning is a horrifying hting..altho not as bad as a four inch seminal plug stuck in my vent! She's gone in the afternoons when I want to snuggle, and she doesn't sing to me, read to me, or dance with me nearly as much as she used to. She sez we're going to move into our new place soon, just me, her, and the other two beasts that she drug home to torment me further. But it doesn't mean anything to me! I think that she has lost her mind! So, this afternoon, I refused to poop in the tub for her. I knew it would make her worry all night at work if I didn't. hehehehe....but that's not the best part! I held in a big, juicy, watery poop (I had mango yesterday!) and waited until she left. Then I pooped it all over her bed! I painted, smeared, drug my tail and feet thru it, you name it! But the greatest part is, I know homommy only has *one* set of bedclothes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO she had to come home from that place that she must like better than me, late at night, and wash all of her bedding before she could go to bed!!! Fellow iguannids, I ask you, is there no sweeter revenge than that??? But now she's telling me that was uncalled for...who's right?

: Thank you,
: Bones the Tripod

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: : Dear fellow iguanas, : : I need some advice. My humom, Jamie, sez that I am being spoiled an inconsiderate...and I think that I am just trying to put her in her place. Pleez read the situation carefully and maybe you can tell me which one of us is right. : : My humom got a new job. I dunno what it is, but it's some kind of fancy-schmancy medical job that she seems to like ok. Here's the problem: She works every night, all week long. We only see each other in the monring, and neither one of us are morning vertebrates. All I want to do is bask, eat, and poop...and her in the morning is a horrifying hting..altho not as bad as a four inch seminal plug stuck in my vent! She's gone in the afternoons when I want to snuggle, and she doesn't sing to me, read to me, or dance with me nearly as much as she used to. She sez we're going to move into our new place soon, just me, her, and the other two beasts that she drug home to torment me further. But it doesn't mean anything to me! I think that she has lost her mind! So, this afternoon, I refused to poop in the tub for her. I knew it would make her worry all night at work if I didn't. hehehehe....but that's not the best part! I held in a big, juicy, watery poop (I had mango yesterday!) and waited until she left. Then I pooped it all over her bed! I painted, smeared, drug my tail and feet thru it, you name it! But the greatest part is, I know homommy only has *one* set of bedclothes! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! SO she had to come home from that place that she must like better than me, late at night, and wash all of her bedding before she could go to bed!!! Fellow iguannids, I ask you, is there no sweeter revenge than that??? But now she's telling me that was uncalled for...who's right? : : Thank you, : : Bones the Tripod

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