Sue2 needs a little 'sunshine'. Have I got a poop song for you!?

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Posted by Thumper on September 30, 2000 at 00:02:35:

In Reply to: Alrighty then. Can we all..... posted by Sue2 on September 29, 2000 at 04:16:39:

To lighten Sue's 'load'......

To the tune of My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean....

Today my humommy lost all her marbles.
I fear she will never be 'right'.
I poop every day in the potty,
But today's poop-time gave me OH! such a fright!

Hu-mommy put Handi Wrap
Over the toi-oi-let se-e-eat.
She told me to poop there.
She must have been out too long in the heat.

I thought and I thought and I grunted.
I read the sports section nearly through twice
When FINALLY I did my business
To my humommy's utter delight.

Hu-mommy put Handi Wrap
Over the toi-oi-let se-e-eat.
She told me to poop there.
Then, acted like, "Oh, what a stupendous feat!

I did my best not to wonder
Just what she would do with this 'stuff'
Does she save it or sell it or freeze it
In case this winter should be really rough?

Humommy put HandiWrap
over the toilet seat today-ay-ay.
Humommy's a sick puppy, but I'll humor her anyway.

Humommy put HandiWrap
over the toilet seat today-ay-ay
Chalk it up to my humommy's worsening moral decay.

P.S. Don't tell anyone, but, afterward, I saw her put it in a ZipLock. EEEEEWWwwwwwwww! Weird!

Bad Boy

A word from the humammy. His fecal float was negative. Yay!!!

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*clap clap clap*!!!!!!!!! Desiree 09/30/00 (1)
- Thank you! Thank you! No repeat performances tho--outta' HandiWrap! : ) Thumper 09/30/00 (0)

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: To lighten Sue's 'load'...... : To the tune of My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean.... : : Today my humommy lost all her marbles. : I fear she will never be 'right'. : I poop every day in the potty, : But today's poop-time gave me OH! such a fright! : Hu-mommy put Handi Wrap : Over the toi-oi-let se-e-eat. : She told me to poop there. : She must have been out too long in the heat. : I thought and I thought and I grunted. : I read the sports section nearly through twice : When FINALLY I did my business : To my humommy's utter delight. : Hu-mommy put Handi Wrap : Over the toi-oi-let se-e-eat. : She told me to poop there. : Then, acted like, "Oh, what a stupendous feat! : I did my best not to wonder : Just what she would do with this 'stuff' : Does she save it or sell it or freeze it : In case this winter should be really rough? : Humommy put HandiWrap : over the toilet seat today-ay-ay. : Humommy's a sick puppy, but I'll humor her anyway. : Humommy put HandiWrap : over the toilet seat today-ay-ay : Chalk it up to my humommy's worsening moral decay. : : P.S. Don't tell anyone, but, afterward, I saw her put it in a ZipLock. EEEEEWWwwwwwwww! Weird! : Bad Boy : : A word from the humammy. His fecal float was negative. Yay!!!

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