I thought Bad Boy was 'on the mend', too; then.........

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Posted by Thumper on July 02, 2000 at 23:16:21:

In Reply to: please ignore previous post Re: orange season being over ... posted by iZ's mom on July 02, 2000 at 20:19:25:

Tonight, when I took him to the potty, he grabbed me (all four feet, like a bear hug) and held on for dear life. I thought the little sweetie just wanted some lovin'.........he DID! Just not the snuggly, cuddly kinda' love I had in mind.

I hugged and rubbed him for a long time. I just let him hang on while I stroked him and talked mushy sweet talk in his ears. When I reached up to take him off my chest/shoudler/head--he's kinda' big-- he hissed at me and started posturing.

I had fleeting thoughts of Dracula. He was soooo close to my neck, all snuggled in there......well, you get the picture.

I finally divested myself of this horny toad and put him on the toilet. He refused to poop. He just glared at me like I was invading his private fantasy-room. He would NOT poop while I was in the room. (Vanity? Is he worried about size, too?) So, I went to the door and waited until I heard Niagra Falls, Jr.

I came back in after he finished his business and proceeded to wipe his vent. When the toilet paper touched his vent (I wipe him twice a day, every day) he decided he liked it better than his faithful Luv Sock! Sick-o, pervert iggy male.

When I laughed at him, he hissed again. I don't think he was amused. *sigh*

Just when I thought it was over........he found a new love.

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Thumper,Thumper,Thumper,,,,, cirsisue 07/03/00 (3)
- Think I should take in the 'Reptiles' magazine to make his work easier? LOL Thumper 07/03/00 (2)
  - Yes!!! *and* the Luv Sock for good measure! ROTF .............nm iZ's mom 07/03/00 (1)
    - LOL! Leave it to you, Bon! You think of everything! : ) nm Thumper 07/03/00 (0)

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: Tonight, when I took him to the potty, he grabbed me (all four feet, like a bear hug) and held on for dear life. I thought the little sweetie just wanted some lovin'.........he DID! Just not the snuggly, cuddly kinda' love I had in mind. : I hugged and rubbed him for a long time. I just let him hang on while I stroked him and talked mushy sweet talk in his ears. When I reached up to take him off my chest/shoudler/head--he's kinda' big-- he hissed at me and started posturing. : I had fleeting thoughts of Dracula. He was soooo close to my neck, all snuggled in there......well, you get the picture. : I finally divested myself of this horny toad and put him on the toilet. He refused to poop. He just glared at me like I was invading his private fantasy-room. He would NOT poop while I was in the room. (Vanity? Is he worried about size, too?) So, I went to the door and waited until I heard Niagra Falls, Jr. : I came back in after he finished his business and proceeded to wipe his vent. When the toilet paper touched his vent (I wipe him twice a day, every day) he decided he liked it better than his faithful Luv Sock! Sick-o, pervert iggy male. : When I laughed at him, he hissed again. I don't think he was amused. *sigh* : Just when I thought it was over........he found a new love.

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