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Posted by iZ's mom on May 30, 2000 at 11:31:45:

In Reply to: Help, looking for woman of child bearing age, more ......... posted by cwatbay on May 29, 2000 at 23:18:14:

ROTFLMAO!
but are you really sure, now in the morning' light, that you want to subject yourself to months of only sleeping 2hrs at a time?? plus, the major drawback of reproducing is that you develope in inability to talk about *anything* else! LOL ... you think we discuss iggy bathroom habits ad nauseum??? OMG, you should hear my son worry about his baby daughter! he's going insane trying to keep a clean diaper on this poor little kiddle ... he's convinced that she has no internal organs, the milk just runs straight thru ... LOLOLOL

now, go hug + snuggle all your lizard babies and be glad they don't spit up all over your clean shirt!

but if you *do* have to reproduce, i highly recommend having grandkids *1st* ... they're still high maintenance + do require special food (ya better have lots of hot dogs + cheese curds in the fridge!) but you will get to sleep all night ... usually ...

thanks for the morning giggles!
Bon.


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