Ack.......Whats this silliness?

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Posted by Raven... on May 04, 2000 at 17:43:52:

In Reply to: How many problems can you find? posted by Hot Rok on May 04, 2000 at 17:02:35:

: Hi everybody! I just wanted to tell you about my Iggana Iggy. He is about 5 years old, 25 inches long,(he ougt be 5 feet long..) and dark grey.(Thats defenetly bad) (I can tell it's a male because he has a gizzard(dewlap) on his throat) I just put him in his big new enclosure. It's a 20 gallon high tank(Ahh...He ought be in a custom built cage or trained to free roam) filled with a bunch of plants I dug up outside(Ahh...Outside...Pesticides..Theyll get eaten anyway, good for him or not). I heard it was healthy to give them a varied diet so I give him both lettuce AND crickets(Ahhhhh lettuce and crickets!!! get a gecko and drop the lettuce)(and buy a bottle of cacium supplement). In the summer I like to give him fireflies as a treat(gecko!). Talk about a spoiled lizard!(yeah...spoiled to death) To keep him warm I put his cage in front of the window to get UVB rays and near the heater so he's nice and toasty.(Sick.. you are trying to cook him) One problem I have is the smell he makes.(Tub train him!) I put him on cedar shavings(There you go trying to kill him again) to help and I clean his cage out once a month(Eww..How gross...I bet you dont clean your shower either..) but sometimes that doesn't work so I just spray lemon air freshener in the cage(You should be arrested..). I bet none of you spoil your Igwana like I do! Bye!...Well if this was real I would say....No we love our igs so we dont do any of those things....I knew a family that purcased 2 hatclings and it took them a year to kill them both...I would go over their house and through a fit, but they said that it was none of my buisness and what did I think I was some kind of reptile expert....Well my little guys didnt have MBD...the horrable treatment of those 2 little igs broke up our friendship...my X friend is defenetly going to iguana #ell...

: So how many did you find?

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: : Hi everybody! I just wanted to tell you about my Iggana Iggy. He is about 5 years old, 25 inches long,(he ougt be 5 feet long..) and dark grey.(Thats defenetly bad) (I can tell it's a male because he has a gizzard(dewlap) on his throat) I just put him in his big new enclosure. It's a 20 gallon high tank(Ahh...He ought be in a custom built cage or trained to free roam) filled with a bunch of plants I dug up outside(Ahh...Outside...Pesticides..Theyll get eaten anyway, good for him or not). I heard it was healthy to give them a varied diet so I give him both lettuce AND crickets(Ahhhhh lettuce and crickets!!! get a gecko and drop the lettuce)(and buy a bottle of cacium supplement). In the summer I like to give him fireflies as a treat(gecko!). Talk about a spoiled lizard!(yeah...spoiled to death) To keep him warm I put his cage in front of the window to get UVB rays and near the heater so he's nice and toasty.(Sick.. you are trying to cook him) One problem I have is the smell he makes.(Tub train him!) I put him on cedar shavings(There you go trying to kill him again) to help and I clean his cage out once a month(Eww..How gross...I bet you dont clean your shower either..) but sometimes that doesn't work so I just spray lemon air freshener in the cage(You should be arrested..). I bet none of you spoil your Igwana like I do! Bye!...Well if this was real I would say....No we love our igs so we dont do any of those things....I knew a family that purcased 2 hatclings and it took them a year to kill them both...I would go over their house and through a fit, but they said that it was none of my buisness and what did I think I was some kind of reptile expert....Well my little guys didnt have MBD...the horrable treatment of those 2 little igs broke up our friendship...my X friend is defenetly going to iguana #ell... : : : So how many did you find?

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