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Posted by cwatbay on April 28, 2000 at 23:09:55:

In Reply to: Lizards to the rescue and misconception about iguanas posted by cwatbay on April 28, 2000 at 10:13:29:

News Release - San Francisco:
The Board of Director of the San Francisco Conservatory of Flowers, speaking from their headquarters at the "Holier Than Thou" cappuchino club coffee botique, had announced that the experiment to use geckos to rid the conservatory of big nasty roaches, had unfortunately failed. In their final attempt to solve the the pesky bug problem, the Elite Council of the Board of Directors authorized the hiring of "Brutus" the Giant Green Iguana to finally rid the building of the insects. Much to the horror of the Board and the members of the conservatory, the Director of the Board entered the building and found that all the rare, extinct and just plain ordinary plants had all but disappeared. Sitting high atop a now bare and "un-green" planter support beam, rested a very rotund and contemplative "Brutus". The Director was heard screaming: BUGS, BUGS !!!! You were to supposed to eat the BUGS!!!!. Upon hearing this, "Brutus", in his very fashionable bright green "spring" scaley emsemble, replied
( in his right-on Barry White voice) : " uh ? bugs ? what bugs ???.
End of story. CW

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: News Release - San Francisco: : The Board of Director of the San Francisco Conservatory of Flowers, speaking from their headquarters at the "Holier Than Thou" cappuchino club coffee botique, had announced that the experiment to use geckos to rid the conservatory of big nasty roaches, had unfortunately failed. In their final attempt to solve the the pesky bug problem, the Elite Council of the Board of Directors authorized the hiring of "Brutus" the Giant Green Iguana to finally rid the building of the insects. Much to the horror of the Board and the members of the conservatory, the Director of the Board entered the building and found that all the rare, extinct and just plain ordinary plants had all but disappeared. Sitting high atop a now bare and "un-green" planter support beam, rested a very rotund and contemplative "Brutus". The Director was heard screaming: BUGS, BUGS !!!! You were to supposed to eat the BUGS!!!!. Upon hearing this, "Brutus", in his very fashionable bright green "spring" scaley emsemble, replied : ( in his right-on Barry White voice) : " uh ? bugs ? what bugs ???. : End of story. CW

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