Trickey way to get free food

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Posted by cwatbay on March 20, 2000 at 20:40:34:

I have an idea for all ig owners to get free ig food whenever, wherever. This involves a trench coat, zippered opening, and an internal hammock/ig holder.

The holder would hold the iguana and the carefully concealed zipper opening would allow the ig to put its head through the opening to the outside of the coat.

So, whenever you go to a salad bar, natural food store or grocery, simply unzip the opening in the coat, while pretending to fill your plate, buy groceries whatever, the iguana sticks his head out and get to munch on whatever vegetable section you happen to be in. You should plan ahead to be in whatever food section is best for the ig's diet.

In case any one happens to observe this, you simply tell them that you ( and the ig ) are actors secretly filming a remake of Alien - the inquisitive person will either stupidly believe you or think that you are crazy enough to stay away from.

I would say that within 4 or 5 trips the cost of the coat and modifications should pay for itself. For more than one iguana you can get your friends and family involved too. You can form competitive teams.

PS: if anyone really takes this seriously, you didn't get the idea from me. CW

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: I have an idea for all ig owners to get free ig food whenever, wherever. This involves a trench coat, zippered opening, and an internal hammock/ig holder. : The holder would hold the iguana and the carefully concealed zipper opening would allow the ig to put its head through the opening to the outside of the coat. : So, whenever you go to a salad bar, natural food store or grocery, simply unzip the opening in the coat, while pretending to fill your plate, buy groceries whatever, the iguana sticks his head out and get to munch on whatever vegetable section you happen to be in. You should plan ahead to be in whatever food section is best for the ig's diet. : In case any one happens to observe this, you simply tell them that you ( and the ig ) are actors secretly filming a remake of Alien - the inquisitive person will either stupidly believe you or think that you are crazy enough to stay away from. : I would say that within 4 or 5 trips the cost of the coat and modifications should pay for itself. For more than one iguana you can get your friends and family involved too. You can form competitive teams. : PS: if anyone really takes this seriously, you didn't get the idea from me. CW

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