I've FINALLY found the answer...(long)

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Posted by Booger's Dad on March 03, 2000 at 04:45:24:

After studying Booger's habits and reading all your posts here on the forum, I've finally managed to completely understand Iguanas, and what makes them tick.

Their whole plan is to keep humans confused by never doing the same thing the same way...And after we all go to sleep, I think they come on-line to share a good round of laughs and head-bobs at our expense (literally and figuratively).

The plan behind keeping us all scratching our silly primate heads, is that they're doing a social study of humans, which consists of 2 parts:

1) See if there actually is anything we won't do

2) Drive us crazy, to distract us while they plot the take-over of the entire world

Hopefully, Booger and all her other co-conspirators will read this, thereby foiling their well-laid plans. Only then will they start to behave in a way that would seem logical to us lowly primates.

Even if she misses this post, I'm still not gonna give in to Booger. I'm NOT going to let her drive me crazy (or is it already too late). Let her hate green beans one day, and wolf 'em down the next -- she's not fooling me anymore...I know it's just a big game they're playing on us humans.

A word to the wise: don't try to understand 'em, just try to do their bidding. Then they won't be in such a hurry to implement their take-over.

Good luck to the rest of you in the war against insanity.

Follow Ups:

I have one question....... Tori 03/03/00 (0)
i'M gLad U R aLL fiNaLLY uNderStanDing .... iZ the dReaDfuL drAgOn 03/03/00 (7)
- I knew it! Joan 03/04/00 (0)
- /me in zombie state saying yes master and mistress,,,, cirsisue 03/04/00 (1)
  - ditto: We live to serve.....we live to serve......greens to the Great Green Ones! nm Thumper 03/06/00 (0)
- Oh, no. Is this like when Lawrence Welk supposedly sent messages in his song broadcasts during the war. Are our igs involved in another Conspiracy Theory?!? nm Thumper 03/04/00 (2)
  - hmmmm .... but doesn't a Conspriracy have to be a *secret* sorta thing???? igs have no prob making it clear that *they* are the boss!!!! ....... nm iZ's mom 03/04/00 (1)
    - Too true, iZ's mom! I think I should be insulted that they don't even try to hide the truth (that they ARE in charge) from us. LOL nm Thumper 03/06/00 (0)
- And all the time I thought Lizzy was sleeping at night. At least when I checked on her before retiring she was in her fav spot with eyes closed, guess she had me fooled. Linda 03/03/00 (0)
oh yeah Sleestack's in on it,,, xta 03/03/00 (3)
- Sleestack has tapped into cyber-psychology and is using it on you! nm Thumper 03/04/00 (0)
- It was partly his computer antics... Booger's Dad 03/03/00 (1)
  - well now some of that is a woman for ya.... ;-) n/m xta 03/03/00 (0)
I've already lost the war...... jif 03/03/00 (0)

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: After studying Booger's habits and reading all your posts here on the forum, I've finally managed to completely understand Iguanas, and what makes them tick. : Their whole plan is to keep humans confused by never doing the same thing the same way...And after we all go to sleep, I think they come on-line to share a good round of laughs and head-bobs at our expense (literally and figuratively). : The plan behind keeping us all scratching our silly primate heads, is that they're doing a social study of humans, which consists of 2 parts: : 1) See if there actually is anything we won't do : 2) Drive us crazy, to distract us while they plot the take-over of the entire world : : Hopefully, Booger and all her other co-conspirators will read this, thereby foiling their well-laid plans. Only then will they start to behave in a way that would seem logical to us lowly primates. : Even if she misses this post, I'm still not gonna give in to Booger. I'm NOT going to let her drive me crazy (or is it already too late). Let her hate green beans one day, and wolf 'em down the next -- she's not fooling me anymore...I know it's just a big game they're playing on us humans. : A word to the wise: don't try to understand 'em, just try to do their bidding. Then they won't be in such a hurry to implement their take-over. : Good luck to the rest of you in the war against insanity.

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