Can the same be said about cheap Gin????nm

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Posted by cirsisue on January 29, 2000 at 11:03:25:

In Reply to: Cheap whiskey is...... posted by filthy on January 27, 2000 at 08:36:20:

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: ....argueably the most useful substance ever invented by mankind! Consider:

: It can be used to treat and disinfect an Iguana bite, although it might feel like cauterizing.

: It will sterilize probes and sugerical insturments.

: Watered down, it makes a good class cleaner.

: You can start a campfire with it.

: It's good for thinning shellac.

: It will thaw a frozen fuel line and take water out of gasoline.

: It makes a good, emergency anti-freeze in your cars radiator.

: In a pinch, it can perserve a specimen or enbalm a corpse.

: It can be used to make flambe'.

: It'll add some kick to that pansy stuff you bought at the liquor store by mistake.

: Add a little flavoring, gussy it up in a fancy bottle and it makes a great gift.

: If it comes from a bad enough batch, it can be flavored, gussied up in a fancy bottle and given to an enemy. The bastard'll be blind the next day.

: And finaly, at the end of a long, evil day, three finger's worth in the bottom of a Mason jar, ingested carefully, will bring out a ray of hope.

: filthy

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: : You may want to get to the doctor and get some antibotics into ya. Iguana bites can be nasty. Missy sounds like a pistol!

: : We wear welding gloves when handling Harry the Horrible Iguana. He's attack the gloves when he has been roaming and believe me, none of us want to get bitten. He bites down on the gloves and twists and shakes them like a pit bull!

: : Is the cheap whiskey for you or her? LOL

: : Sue2

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I don't know anybody who's making gin, but I suppose....np filthy 01/29/00 (0)

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: : : : : ....argueably the most useful substance ever invented by mankind! Consider: : : It can be used to treat and disinfect an Iguana bite, although it might feel like cauterizing. : : It will sterilize probes and sugerical insturments. : : Watered down, it makes a good class cleaner. : : You can start a campfire with it. : : It's good for thinning shellac. : : It will thaw a frozen fuel line and take water out of gasoline. : : It makes a good, emergency anti-freeze in your cars radiator. : : In a pinch, it can perserve a specimen or enbalm a corpse. : : It can be used to make flambe'. : : It'll add some kick to that pansy stuff you bought at the liquor store by mistake. : : Add a little flavoring, gussy it up in a fancy bottle and it makes a great gift. : : If it comes from a bad enough batch, it can be flavored, gussied up in a fancy bottle and given to an enemy. The bastard'll be blind the next day. : : And finaly, at the end of a long, evil day, three finger's worth in the bottom of a Mason jar, ingested carefully, will bring out a ray of hope. : : filthy : : : : : You may want to get to the doctor and get some antibotics into ya. Iguana bites can be nasty. Missy sounds like a pistol! : : : We wear welding gloves when handling Harry the Horrible Iguana. He's attack the gloves when he has been roaming and believe me, none of us want to get bitten. He bites down on the gloves and twists and shakes them like a pit bull! : : : Is the cheap whiskey for you or her? LOL : : : Sue2

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