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Posted by Desiree on December 20, 1999 at 17:14:36:

In Reply to: YMCA posted by Joan on December 20, 1999 at 11:55:06:

Guana...let me look at your legs....
I said, guana, let me check for some smegs...
I said, guana, or do you have eggs..
Guana, you're driving me crazy....

Guana, what am I gonna do
I said, guana, is that smeg or is it poo?
You can be a boy, and that's just fine..
A love sock I can give for a good time...

Do I have to go to Hoooome Depot
Do I have to go to Home Depot-oh
They have everything for nestboxes to make
Oh man, what is it gonna take?

Guana, are you listening to me?
I said, guana, are those jowls that I see?
I said, guana, do you have hemipenes?
I have got to know this one thing....

Nestbox, is that what I need?
I said guana, to Home Depot do I go?
Just go there, and make a box?
Or call Jamie for a big fat love sock?

Do I have to go to Hommmme Depot
Do I have to go to Home Depot-oh
They have everything for nestboxes to make
Oh man, what is it gonna take?

Guana, um, I feel some lumps..
I said, guana, ut oh, several bumps,
Dang, potting soil and sand I need...
And a 30 gallon box to fill...

On I go to Homeee Depot....
On I go to Home Depot-oh..
It's a good thing that I have,10% card in hand..
So I can make as may nestboxes it takes....

Hooommme Depoootttt
Hooommmmeeee Depooott-oohhhh





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