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Posted by G. Garoot on August 28, 1999 at 18:23:52:
He doin' it, de wipeded out loonytich is DOIN' IT!!
He be's goin' down dere to de Southport place lookin' fer Rattleingsneaks! Dem BIG ones dat eats lizzerings sech as meself sometim!
An' dat ain'ts all. Deres gonne be a hurrycain dere. YA GOTS TER STOP 'IM - DE DUMMY'S GONNA GIT HISOWNESELF KILT!!!
An if'n he don't, I HATES sneaks!!
An I's doin' so good, too. I is gittin' fat an lazy, an' once some stock an giblits gots lef on de stove an dey cooled off, an' I almos' got ter dip in dem. Woulda, too, but dat filthy comes home.
I's jus livin' too gud. I gits de run o' de shack, is frens wid de cat (called "Cat"), gits a leetle baf ever day whats I sheets in, an I gits all de green stuff I kin chok down. An if'n sometim when ain't nobody lookin', I kin dip de giblets an' here filthy holler when he seez it (I isn't got 'em yet, but i's gonna).
An' now he gonna scroo it all up an' git hurrycained ter deth er sneakchomped! Or wus yet, he gonna drag sompim home what'll sneakchomp ME!! I is livin' too good fer dat!
Halp! Tell dis fool ter stay home an tell he how do he treat me even more better an stay home. Mos' 'portant he stay home!
PLEEZE!!
G.G
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