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Posted by Kitty on August 24, 1999 at 23:56:09:

In Reply to: And now for something completely funny,, posted by cirsisue on August 24, 1999 at 22:03:48:

: Found this on the monitor forum and LMAOPMP.Hope you all enjoy it too.
: Iguana Fool for Love
: Posted by Glen on August 24, 1999 at 01:10:53: My female Nile (ornate) was very agressive to my male before he died (bone sarcoma),
: but she has been unbelievably patient with our dog and confused male iguana.
: Most of the year the iguana lives atop a cat tree in one of the bathrooms, where he has his basking spot on the top level. The female Nile gets tossed in the bathtub for a soak every couple of days, and for the past three years the iguana has had the good sense to stay up on his cat tree.
: However, he has suddenly decided that he must have her. After much head-bobbing and dewlap waving, he flew into the bathtub and attempted to assume the position. Before I could respond, there was a tidal wave with a 5' Nile on top blasting out of the bathtub and out the door, with Iguana in hot pursuit.
: Our Nile stopped in the living room to look back in disbelief, and Iguana flew onto her back, bit her neck and was obviously trying to mount. This female Nile is the same that nearly tore my male's front leg off, so I'm expecting the worst.
: She managed to throw him off her back and gave chase, with both lizards streaking through the door into the other room (with me in the rear, iguana towel in hand).
: She had pinned the iguana down and was just looking at him in amazement, without even biting him. She even allowed me to pry him from her front feet and carry him away.
: I have been on good terms with this female Nile for several years (she actually comes out of her cage to climb on me when I come home), but she is powerful and can be impatient. I can't believe the way she just held down the iguana without biting.
: Monitor behavior is full of surprises... (Needless to say, Mr. Iguana gets taken out of the bathroom during her soak in the tub now).

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: : Found this on the monitor forum and LMAOPMP.Hope you all enjoy it too. : : Iguana Fool for Love : : Posted by Glen on August 24, 1999 at 01:10:53: My female Nile (ornate) was very agressive to my male before he died (bone sarcoma), : : but she has been unbelievably patient with our dog and confused male iguana. : : Most of the year the iguana lives atop a cat tree in one of the bathrooms, where he has his basking spot on the top level. The female Nile gets tossed in the bathtub for a soak every couple of days, and for the past three years the iguana has had the good sense to stay up on his cat tree. : : However, he has suddenly decided that he must have her. After much head-bobbing and dewlap waving, he flew into the bathtub and attempted to assume the position. Before I could respond, there was a tidal wave with a 5' Nile on top blasting out of the bathtub and out the door, with Iguana in hot pursuit. : : Our Nile stopped in the living room to look back in disbelief, and Iguana flew onto her back, bit her neck and was obviously trying to mount. This female Nile is the same that nearly tore my male's front leg off, so I'm expecting the worst. : : She managed to throw him off her back and gave chase, with both lizards streaking through the door into the other room (with me in the rear, iguana towel in hand). : : She had pinned the iguana down and was just looking at him in amazement, without even biting him. She even allowed me to pry him from her front feet and carry him away. : : I have been on good terms with this female Nile for several years (she actually comes out of her cage to climb on me when I come home), but she is powerful and can be impatient. I can't believe the way she just held down the iguana without biting. : : Monitor behavior is full of surprises... (Needless to say, Mr. Iguana gets taken out of the bathroom during her soak in the tub now).

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