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You know your a herp when....

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Posted by gomezvi on April 18, 2003 at 17:38:56:

In Reply to: You know your a herper when.... posted by leofreak on April 15, 2003 at 16:09:06:

:Does anyone know a site where they have a lizard "You know you a herp when..."

Let's start one now...
You know you're a HERP when:
you live better than your keeper.
You turn the heater on in your car, at noon, in August, and you live in Arizona...
your favorite pick-up line is: " headbob, headbob, headbob, pause, headbob, headbob".
You think mice, crickets and mealworms look tasty.
Blue-haired old ladies run in fear from you.
You've been 'probed'.
You REALLY want the Easter Bunny to pay you a personal visit.



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