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Posted by jason111 on March 09, 2003 at 16:39:28:

:you walk round any store and point out 20 different item's that would prove useful to your herps.You can walk into your home and spend 2 hours talking to your babies and still not seen the wife or kid's.Your friend get's sunburnt and you remind him not to bask too long.Your sunburnt friend start's peeling and you offer to help his bad shed.Your bestfriend is a 7ft nile monitor.You can walk into any room in the house and see 3 different reptile viv's.You can walk into any room in the house and find atleast 5 cricket's running across the floor.Your kitchen has 2 freezers,1 for you and 1 for mice,rat's and rabbit's.Your friend say's the missus is pregnant and you ask which morph he is hoping for.Your missus is pregnant and you tell eveyone she's gravid and that you hope it's the new tang albino you've alway's wanted.


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