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Posted by Lizzardman on January 21, 2003 at 15:33:00:

i have a mountain horned dragon and i picked him up one night and he was acting kinda strange so i sat there to see what he was doing. he was walking with his butt sticking up and he was all jumpy. so then i saw he was taking a crap so i held him over the cage and let him go. when he was done he wiped his ass on my hand. i put him back so i could wash my hand he just jumped off my hand into the side of his tank. then he just climbed up a branch like "you didnt see that, im still cool". that nite i learned: lizard crap stinks like hell!!

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