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Posted by squeegie on December 30, 2002 at 16:18:20:
The other day i was driving down the street while listening to my new Beethoven CD, when i saw some people beating up a corn snake. I got out of the car, wearing my usual threads, my short shorts, knee high socks and increadibly white legs, and i went to talk to them, to inform them that these are actually quite interesting animals. They were all wearing metal and leather jackets, and had many piercings. They just stared at me while i talked to them but as i was leaving, i laughed at them silently for being such idiots. After that i went herping and i got my abercrombie shirt dirty. I was mad. I ran home and cried. After that my brother wanted to hold Fluffy, my 12 foot nile monitor but i didnt let him so he got mad, so i let him cuddle with Poodle, my 35 foot retic. I was laying in bed, holding Killer, my 9 inch corn snake with my mozart blasting. That was the end of my day.
On halloween i also had a 7 foot western diamond back rattlesnake curled up around the candy bowl for kids to reach in. It was quite interesting to watch. The kids liked it also, but as with the post below, the parents ran away. So did the kids once they got bit.
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