a TV remote if you sit close enough to the TV-like in the bedroom if you like to sit on the edge of the bed.
:1. To scratch that itch on your back. :2. To grab your hat when it falls into an unreachable place. :3. To turn off your alarm clock in the morning, when you cant quite reach. :4. To destroy your alarm clock when number 3 doesnt work. :5. Change the radio station in your car when your in the back seat. :6. To flip rocks. :7. Flip it around and use it as a pool stick. :8. To pull pieces of cactus out of your legs. :9. To use as a fishing pole :10. To pick up snakes (this is the most original one).