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Posted by Trampooser on December 18, 2002 at 13:10:40:

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

A snail was mugged by a turtle. The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him. One of them asked "What happened?" He said, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago," he said. "Wow what a memory!" commented the giraffe. "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."

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