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croc hunter lingo....

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Posted by coluguy on October 28, 2002 at 17:45:30:

Ever notice the strange things the croc hunter says? Heres some of the most common ones, ive determined.
1. Im in no danger at all.... ouch!
2. Flat out like a lizard drinking.
3. ... like its going out of fashion.
3. Tough as nails.
4. Keen as.
5. What a beauty!
6. This is one of my favorite animals.
7. Terry grab me a stick! (Cant he afford a hook? hes a multi-millionaire!)
8. This snake will pack quite a wallop (what is a wallop anyhow?)9. Crocodiles are very passionate animals.
10. Ouch!

Haha, feel free to add some more.
-Kevin


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