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Posted by gomezvi on September 04, 2002 at 13:59:16:

In Reply to: Here\'s my favorite posted by Boas N Such on August 30, 2002 at 07:40:58:

That ball python when full grown will be an astonishing 36 INCHES! My GOD!!! What were you thinking???!!! We humans only grow to an average 6 feet, compared to your Dangerous Python's 36 FULL INCHES! Keep that animal under lock and key.
What are you thinking, keeping such DANGEROUS animals! Do you know how many people have been killed by ball pythons??? None? Well there's the potential for them to become HUGE mosters... haven't you ever seen GODZILLA?
You should keep a nice, safe and sane pet...like a dog. You NEVER hear of dogs mauling people. Oh right, you do...but it's only a few HUNDRED dog attacks that are reported yearly! Nevermind that Fido here is genetically the same species as Wolves (they can interbreed), Fido would never hurt ANYONE! Not like that DANGEROUS, slimy, man-eating potential GODZILLA you have there!
(Ed note: that was satire, this is the HUMOR forum afterall!)

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