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Stump


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Posted by Lynn E on December 10, 2000 at 22:07:22:

Any similarity between "Stump" and Crowbait is purely intentional...

Stump

Stump wasn't alone in the Pet shop tank
With each passing day, his dwindling chances sank
The other lizards thought Stump was just a snack
Stump just wanted his leg and tail back

He's Stump
He's Stump
He's almost dead
He's Stump
He's Stump
He's Stump
He's bought instead

Stump lingered last in line for legs,
And the ones that he got were soon replaced with pegs
At least he had a nice fat tail
But it was eaten just before he went on sale

He's Stump
He's Stump
Ego deflated
He's Stump
He's Stump
He's Stump
He Regenerated!

Stump was limping lonely and needed a "hand"
Stump slipped on a waxie worm, and thought it tasted grand
He spent his first year in front of the plate
He knew the chicks would think his bulging belly was first rate

He's Stump
He's Stump
He's a brick house
He's Stump
He's Stump
He's Stump
Pass that pink mouse

Was this stump really half dead?
I think so
Is this Stump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Stump pretty as mud?
I think so
Is this Stump really a stud?
I think so



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