Posted by filthy on September 02, 1999 at 15:25:18:
In Reply to: How come nobody ever wants to know what is the most venomous/dangerous snake in the UNIVERSE? posted by Jaffo on September 02, 1999 at 14:24:22:
The most dangerounest, most venomousest snake in the whole of freakin' Creation is the one that is most likeliest ot bite me!
I believe that would be a snake from the gasious, clouded plains of Saturn(and a small subspecies from the rings of space-dust), called the lt56784, or Verameanus hellatoxic, or Extra-planitary Asteroid Snake. They have HUGE mouths with fangs that can get up to ten meters and they can strike a blistering ten light years a second. The venom isn't hematoxic, neorotixic, or anything-- it's solartoxic. They eat a lot of space-junk (that's all that's out there anyway) and they aren't much of a threat to us (because they live so far out there, and they aren't real). But the next time you go hiking on Saturn or her rings, you'd better watch your ass!
: Just a helpful hint, or something...
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: Jaffo
: p.s.
: Excellent REAL answer, Kris. All I had left to offer was a bunch of b.s.